A MAN FELL into a pit and couldn’t get himself out…
A subjective person came along and said, “I feel for you down there.”
An objective person came along and said, “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”
A Pharisee said, “Only bad people fall into pits.”
A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.
A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
An IRS agent asked if the man was paying taxes on the pit.
A self-pitying person came along and said, “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen my pit.”
A Christian Scientist came along and said, “The pit is just in your mind.”
A psychologist came along and said, “Your mother and father are to blame for your being in the pit.”
A self-esteem therapist came along and said, “Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit.”
An optimist came along and said, “Things could be worse.”
A pessimist came along and said, “Things couldn’t be worse.”
A spiritual man came along, took the man by the hand, and lifted him out of the pit. Source unknown
KneEmail: “Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted.” Galatians 6.1
Bible reading for 02.14.11: Matthew 27.1-26; Exodus 15-16
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